i’m a good person, i deserve expensive underwear and dairy free ice cream.
When I’m home alone it’s a choice of:
- Take selfies all around the house.
- Eat everything
Or all of the above.
- male game designer: hey maybe we should treat women like people
- male gamer: how could you say these things... i trusted you... i have lost a hero on this day
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.
hahahah I would kiss a girl for a dare I would kiss a girl for not a dare can I just kiss a girl